May 2013
doctor-beckett-who:
graham norton has just given up he has no shits left to give-
-oh flowers- marvellous
-i have a taxi waiting
-if she could sing as quickly as possible that would be great
"Busy right now. Just won the Eurovision. Hashtag,...
madmoriarty:
i’m gonna rewatch eurovision but with graham norton as the commentator
Graham's internal monologue.
At the start of Eurovision;
Graham: Hey! We might have a chance this year, go Bon-Bon!
At the start of voting;
Graham: No, I was probably wrong. False hope guys, false hope.
Mid-way through voting;
Graham: *deadpan laugh* Are you shitting me.
End of the voting;
Graham: Fuck this, I'm drunk, we've not won and I really fancy a go on Azerbaijan.
Graham: I don't think Bonnie can win now
Graham: uh, I'm not sure
Graham: I'm not Carol Vorderman
seekinginshadow:
If we ever invent an Elixir of Immortality, I vote we give it to Graham Norton so he can be the commentator for every Eurovision forevermore.
eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch:
I bet you anything Graham cries with joy when it ends, it’ll be better than the UK winning.
yumi-shiyama:
Someone please just make a compilation of Graham’s best commentary this night, meaning all of it?
German Lady That Sounds American: It's raining but... we're having so much fuuun!
Graham Norton: Speak for yourself, Lena.
[Lena The Fucking Anime Character says points wrong and shit]
Graham Norton: Oh, you idiot Lena.
“It’s tragic that we’re thrilled with 13 points. Literally thrilled.”
– Graham Norton (via misstreason)
Graham Norton:
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Graham Norton: I give up, I'm just gonna mock everyone.
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thirlwallception:
Moldova didn’t give Romania 12 points.
Prepare for war tomorrow romanians
ellaangelus:
i swear it’s like we have a monopoly on 4 points
The winner takes it all. The UK has to fall.
Eric Saade: ...I'll help you to the bathroom
Graham Norton: Don't do that Eric, that's how rumours start
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"the expectations were huge when the Eurovision...
buhbuhbuhbekka:
…and then it all went to shit.
c4ptivate:
on a scale of 1 to america how irrelevant are you right now
WHO TOLD SAM WINCHESTER TO DIRECT SWEDEN'S NUMBER.
andydevily:
to-silverglass:
“Seasoned with a hint of horse.”
flash-thunder:
NO HOLD UP I WANT TO VOTE FOR THIS
ryttu3k:
Never mind, I’m voting for THIS Swedish act.
“Mamma Mia! Ikea has gone worldwide! Good luck assembling all the parts!”
scribblerextraordinaire:
HAHAHA SWEDEN TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EVERYTHING
‘If you win you’ll host something you can’t afford’
‘Our people are cold but our elks are warm’
SWEDEN WHY WAS THIS NOT YOUR ACTUAL ENTRY
hattalove:
SWEDEN HAS JUST EARNED MY RESPECT FOREVER
let-the-nerdiness-commence:
is graham norton even paid by the BBC to do this or has he just hacked into the signal to share his views ?
t-o-n-y-i-s-h-e-r-e-n-o-w:
didnt have spirit animals, but then along came Graham Norton
fromrusholmewithlove:
I’m sure Graham Norton broke some sort of impartiality rule by saying “If you want a German victory dial the number and add…” to a British audience.
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weasleypatronus:
I don’t know about you but from now on when my parents tell me off im going to respond with “it’s my liiiiiife” after which i will dance away into the night
blahblahyoface:
And Graham Norton has now officially begged Europe for votes.
It has happened.
PULL UP YOUR SOCKS AND MAN THE HORSES VOTING IS HAPPENING I WANT A FAIR FIGHT PLEASE DON’T LET WWIII HAPPEN
VOTE FOR UUUS. 8D [Romania]
freakxwannaxbe:
This is it guys
This is when the fun part of Eurovision comes to an end
Now the voting starts
Now is when the war starts
fortunefavoursthebored:
I don’t think it’s the best time to tell you that I am, in fact, Romanian.
“Good news to Ireland! They’ve found oil there, sadly it’s baby oil, and they...”
– Graham Norton (via sexanddoughnuts)
“A lot of ten pin bowling, it’s like there isn’t a lot to do in Europe”
– Graham Norton (via the-barricade-of-no-return)
lie-down-and-crash:
‘i don’t understand’ whispers graham norton, shaking his head sadly with the glint of a single tear shimmering in the darkness of the eurovision soundbooth
alsywalsy:
I know they can’t afford it but I surely am not the only one who thinks that the Greek finance minister will be very terrified tonight?
ofabrokenshearts:
let europeans have their fun for once
WE DONT HAVE TO WATCH LIVESTREAMS FOR ONCE IN OUR FUCKING LIVES
tthomasbarrow:
I feel so so sorry for my non-European followers
mrscrestaodair:
I never thought the eurovision is so funny until I met Tumblr .
doctorabbylockhart:
“should you appear on air with bedhead? make an effort.”
GRAHAM
theonewiththebookproblem:
Accurate summary of Eurovision.
shad0w-hunt3r:
wah?!! Ukraine why the giant man?
“The alcohol is free, but please don’t go to that shop at the corner they may not...”
– the Hungarian commenter (via zafirkolibri)
“Not sure why they were dressed like a girls hockey team…”
– Graham Norton (via drunkonkahlua)
“A nod to Greece’s economic times, it’s song ‘Alcohol Is Free’ is next. In Sweden...”
– Graham Norton (via chemilinski)
yesceleste:
oh my god the greek guy is air guitaring on his trumpet hahahahaha
heimdallisnotwatching:
This is the true eurivision spirit! Thank you Greece
thenataliedormer:
alcohol is free
i wish!
“I don’t know if that guy in the box was dancing or if he’d run out of air.”
– Garaham Norton (via slytheirn)
12 points for the man in the box
