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that awkward moment when your mom catches you staring at a picture of your celebrity crush

sodamnrelatable:

you:

‘uhh..’

your mom :

‘when will this end. please tell me.’ 

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May 16. 89 Notes.
  • everyone: you don't have friends
  • me: uh, yes i do?
  • everyone: okay name them
  • me: actual name or URL?

le-randomgirl asked: Jafar

If realistic, to get to watch another episode of YYH before I kick the bucket. [This supposing I’ve already said goodbye to everyone.]

If not, to get to meet my all-time fav characters and people.

May 16. 0 Notes.

A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said …they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullies another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on.

sinusoidalsoup:

I will always reblog this.

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randomnessmaker asked: Dr. Facilier

OLALA, WHAT WOULDN’T I DO?! >;D

I’d probably torture and blackmail people. And kill people who deserve to die. Constantly watch the news, feeling like Light from Death Note. Hoping there’d be an L out there. Bishie plz. >:3

May 16. 0 Notes.

Anonymous asked: maleficent!

Either a phoenix or a dragon. Maybe even a gryphon. Idek.

May 16. 0 Notes.
  • Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
  • Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
  • Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
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pyuke:

insolate:

35kgs:

sloppy:

latinojesus:

kardashitans:

shavingryansprivates:

me except a goat

i AM PEEIng

i just pissed myself, not joking

oh

jesus christ

i never wished i understood spanish as much as i do now

oh my god

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hiya-puddin:

OH DO THIS PLEASE OH MY GOSH!

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  • regular person: have you seen that episode where-
  • me: i've seen all the episodes
  • #multiple times #backwards #sped up #slowed down #with subtitles #in polish

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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May 16. 28 Notes.

I wanna be on a new reality show.

thatfunnyblog:

One house.

20 people addicted to internet.
Cameras everywhere.

ONE COMPUTER.

we’ll all slaughter each other 

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Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

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